lopmon:

it’s hard out here for a baby-faced demon

(via hallucin8)

7anai:

you can’t socialize with everybody. everybody won’t “get” your energy.

(via 7anai)

cumprise:

I’m a stay at home thot

(via hallucin8)

whaleribfence:

Any guy: I love history, I find it really interesting. Especially-

Me cutting him off, rubbing my temples: especially World War II. Yeah

(via hallucin8)

unorthodox-views:

ckascade:

rotg-fan-page:

xaramizomai:

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

(via tiny-cup-of-tea)

sad-plath:

me showing you my romantic side: I wanna go grocery shopping with you

(via hallucin8)

unclefather:

Just had a child say “circumcise me, captain!” And his mom smacked him in the back of the head and said “I’m so sorry I don’t know where he heard that I don’t even know if he knows what that means” and I’m thinking about how kids are just walking shitpost generators

(via hallucin8)